Monday, July 16, 2012

A Few Random Thoughts About Being an Oven

1.  Re flux sux!! (sorry for the spelling, I had to just go with it)
2.  I really want to ride a roller coaster this summer. :(
3.  I hate the ties on maternity clothes. You have to tuck them somewhere during your 20 trips to the bathroom each day. And then what if you forget to fix them?
4.  Can I go to the chiropractor everyday?
5.  What's with the contraption they rub on your belly every time you're at the doctor? I'm sure you wouldn't have to listen so long for that heartbeat if you weren't using stuff that looks like it's from the 70s.
6.  Is that gas lasting for 10 minutes or is it a parasite wiggling around on my insides?
7.  Why does my husband think it's funny to try to gross me out? Yay, something else I can pester her with! One of these days I will puke on him.
8.  Thank God for concealer. I will not leave home without it again.
9.  Green vegetables? Eww!!
10. Really? I just shaved yesterday!

1.  I haven't really been that sick. I've been pretty lucky.
2.  I have an excuse to buy new clothes.
3.  People do stuff for you all the time.
4.  I can fall asleep whenever I want. (usually)
5.  My sweetie says or does sweet extra things I would never expect.
6.  Finally getting rid of extra junk in the house.
7.  My family has blessed us tremendously everyday with their love and generosity. 
8.  I'm receiving an amazing gift from God.